Return to Zork and Serenity...strange and it wasn't intended

Last night while enduring the endless time suck called "my job", a million thoughts traveled in and out of my brain. Two or three of them I can actually recall, well maybe not, but one of them I can recall because it was a doosey!

I'm there sitting in the most uncomfortable chair on the planet, a wire spring pocking my ass cheek, wondering if I remembered to zip my fly up from my last trip to the bathroom when a memory got caught on some sticky portion in my brain. A phrase from my past, from when I was a teen. "And thereeeee allllll deaddd." What the fuck? and then another phrase, this time with a heavy drunken slur, "You won't sum rye?...Corse' ya do." I exclaimed to the uncertainty of my co worker sitting beside me, "what the fuck?" She gave me a look, but she always gives me dirty looks when I'm thinking. Thinking is not allowed on the factory floor.

I had a ton of thinking to do. I had to remember something from 20 years ago. Then I had to go through a period of being upset that I had a "20 years ago". But, once the dust settled and I extinguished the anxiety of being old, my subconscious coughed up what I was desiring. The Return to Zork.

A game my brother had on his computer that I was not suppose to use. A game that became a cult classic if only between me and a few friends. A game from 1994 that gave my buddies and I endless hours of quotes and sayings that would confound and make other people uncomfortable. "You won't some rye?" would quickly be answered by someone else, "of course you do." This had to be said before each beer was consumed, and it also guaranteed that the young man getting up for the beer would bring one back for his buddy.

The Return to Mother Fuckin' Zork! It had been long forgotten and it was probably better that way, but here it is alive and well. And guess what? ya I found it on you tube. Here you go, enjoy.



Just in case I haven't told you before I am going to start posting my song of the day. If you like it then buy the mp3 from amazon, if you don't, then buy it any way and perhaps it will grow on you.

This is Testament. One of my favorite metal bands and this song is called "Return to Serenity". There token metal ballad. Token it might be, but it's hella good!